Dude, slackers. This is the second year in a row that shark attacks are down. Remember the excitement years ago of "The summer of the shark?" I mean, I relished it... even had a painting commissioned to commemorate it. What is it, the f'n economy? The acute fear of having my arm ripped off and then 'one-arming' back to shore anticipating the impending doom from below is something I will miss in Florida this year. And for that, sharks, I'm disappointed.
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